THE WELDON TIMES

You have really done it this time. After trash-talking beekeeping on social media again, you received a stern e-mail from Dean Harding summoning you to her office. Resigned to your fate, you close your eyes, take a deep breath, and softly open her door. If you don't complete this chess puzzle you could end up killed – or worse, expelled.

Intrepid connoisseur, Nicole McLuhan, details her summer journey across the Halifax hot dog landscape. Ten dogs, all alike in company, In fair Halagonia, where we lay our scene, From ancient goal break to new glizzy-dom, Where hot dog stuff makes civil hands unclean.

Dear readers, Canada’s jurisprudence is filled with cutting edge paranormal research, if you know where to look. Today? We look to Bigfoot.

Before starting 1L, my best friends, Natalie and James, asked a favour: “Chris, can you officiate my wedding?” With some tears, I accepted.

Catriona Hurley, a white law student, discuses the school's cut-throat competition, subpar comedians, and hope for collegial comedy nights.