THE WELDON TIMES

Among law students, or at least the people at Schulich that I study with, booking a basement library room is never just about studying. It always starts that way: textbooks out, laptops plugged into the nearest outlet, and someone suggesting that we "Lock in for the next four hours." Within five minutes, someone’s asking what the new Crumbl cookie lineup is this week.

Injured on the job? Exposed to unsafe working conditions aboard a corporate freighter? Employer interrupt your hypersleep to send you to investigate an unidentified signal on an alien planet? At Asimov & Lucas LLP, we believe no employee, synthetic or otherwise, should be treated as expendable. From wormhole misrepresentation to xenomorph exposure, our team of interstellar litigators will fight for you.

You have really done it this time. After trash-talking beekeeping on social media again, you received a stern e-mail from Dean Harding summoning you to her office. Resigned to your fate, you close your eyes, take a deep breath, and softly open her door. If you don't complete this chess puzzle you could end up killed – or worse, expelled.

Intrepid connoisseur, Nicole McLuhan, details her summer journey across the Halifax hot dog landscape. Ten dogs, all alike in company, In fair Halagonia, where we lay our scene, From ancient goal break to new glizzy-dom, Where hot dog stuff makes civil hands unclean.

Dear readers, Canada’s jurisprudence is filled with cutting edge paranormal research, if you know where to look. Today? We look to Bigfoot.

Before starting 1L, my best friends, Natalie and James, asked a favour: “Chris, can you officiate my wedding?” With some tears, I accepted.

Catriona Hurley, a white law student, discuses the school's cut-throat competition, subpar comedians, and hope for collegial comedy nights.